B-R-M Bicycle Repairman

Monty Python´s "Bicycle Repairman"

CHARACTERS:
Voiceover (V)
Boy (SB)
Bicycle Repair Man (B)
Supermen (S1...3)
Superman in need (SIN)

V: This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. F. G. Superman. To all appearances, no different from any other law-abiding citizen.
But Mr. F. G. Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become... BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!
SB: Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road.
B: (Hmmmmm. This sounds like a job for.. Bicycle Repair Man. But how to change without revealig my secret identity?)
S1: If only Bicycle Repair Man were here!
B: Yes, wait, I think I know where I can find him. Look over there!
Caption: FLASH!
S1-3: Bicycle Repair Man, but how?
S1: Oh look... is it a Stockbroker? S2: Is it a Quantity Surveyor? S3: Is it a Church Warden? S1-3: NO! It's Bicycle Repair Man!
SIN: MY! Bicycle Repair Man! Thank goodness you've come! Look!
Caption: Clink! Screw! Bend! Inflate! Alter Saddle!
S2: Why, he's mending it with his own hands!
S1: See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut!
SIN: Oh, Oh Bicycle Repair Man, how can I ever repay you?
B: Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right. It's all in a day's work for... Bicycle Repair Man!
S1-3: Our Hero!
V: Yes! wherever bicycles are broken, or menaced by International Communism, Bicycle Repair Man is ready!

Thanks to: Graham Chapman – John Cleese – Terry Gilliam – Eric Idle – Terry Jones – Michael Palin
Also have a look at: [Monty Python Net]